random

It was the young managers first day on the job. He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr Sim wanted to see him. "Show him right in!" the young manger replied.

As Mr Sim was being ushered in, the manager had an idea. He quickly picked up the phone and shouted into it, "Don't call us till you agree to our price!"

Slamming the phone down, he stood up and greeted Mr Sim, "good morning, Mr Sim, What can I do for you?"

"I'm from the phone company," Mr Sim repiled"I'm here to connect your phone."

doom

i jus got my results A for english and maths, B for science,D for my chinese Hope you guys got better results than i did

this man from polland marries this american girl, one day he comes running to the pastor who married him saying he wanted a divorce. the pastor said:why do you want to divorce your wife?
the man replies: i think she is going to poison me she just put a bottle on my shelf and it said 'polish remover

random thoughts

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?!?!?!